Girl crush on Jessica Svoboda

I just bought my first pair of Svoboda jeans and I want to tell the world that I am officially crushing on Jessica Svoboda.

Are you freaking kidding me? They are so perfectly cut for my shape that I wonder if she’s been stalking me. Have you been stalking me Madame Svoboda? I don’t remember giving you my exact dimensions so I have to wonder if I was I kidnapped and measured in my sleep.

And to prove it to you, soon I will post some pics of my butt in bad jeans, better jeans and check-out-this-cute-ass in my new Svoboda perfect jeans. But first I have to get my Svoboda’s in a smaller size. The one thing that I didn’t realize about these jeans is that the fabric has a lot of stretch. I wore them out of Lee Lee’s Valise in Brooklyn at 5:00 p.m. and by 8:00 p.m. they were practically falling down my hips, which was not exactly the style statement that I was going for, but maybe it’s an excuse to go buy a new belt?

I’ll be at Lee Lee’s tonight for her 3rd semi-annual Fashion Week trunk show. I’m hoping to meet Anna Scholz and Jessica Svoboda and show them how great I look in their clothes. I’m sure they can’t wait to meet me!

Edit: My apologies! I neglected to tell you that you can buy these magical jeans at Lee Lee’s Valise in Brooklyn, NY. If you are coming to NYC please send me an e-mail so we can have a This Lush Life meet-up! If you aren’t coming to the Big Apple any time soon (sob!) then shop online like I do!