Brown Fat vs White Fat. A Play in One Act.

A Play in One Act Based on Yesterday’s i can haz fat? post.

White Fat in my Brain:
Hmmmm…let me see…E=MC2! Oh yeah that’s niiiiice. How about, I think therefore I am. That is splendid! I must write that down! Oooh and I’ve got another one! Listen to this – “If you meet the Buddha on the road — kill him.” Damn I’m good! Get outta my way while I cogitate!

Brown Fat in my left Buttock:
me hungry. me want white fat! yum yum white fat!

What’s left of the White Fat in my Brain after a Brown Fat Feeding Frenzy:
Oh my gawd! I am like so totally going to the mall! Don’t you love my new designer jeans? And they are like totally a size zero. I am like so totally kewl! You wish you were me bitch!

Thank you Harvard Medical School researchers. You may now take a bow.