Gasp! The Return of the Ankle Boot!

Is there a practical joke more heinous? I think not. Perhaps putting a bag of flaming poo at your neighbor’s front door on Halloween but that’s about it. What exactly are designers trying to tell us?

Bah! We know you are too stupid to disagree with us, you are too timid to fight us, you are too needy for our approval, so we will make you look like the Wicked Witch of the North. Bwah Ha Ha!

Thank you celebrities for showing us What Not To Wear!

Send the kiddies out of the room for they are too innocent for such an atrocity and too young to remember the ’80’s horror of ankle boots. May I present to you horror reinvented…The Gucci Ankle Bootie. What fresh hell is this? No, I say. No I will not wear this atrocity on my lovely pedicured feet. I will not wear them even if it is a chilly evening. I will not wear them and I am begging you, my sisters say NO!

You can pair your ankle boots with these for some retro fun. Shudder!
If we let them get away with the ankle boot tell me please what will be next? I’ll tell you what they’ll do next…THIS!